WTF

I seriously have no idea what's going on here but I can't stop laughing.....

AFV

Apparently I was on AFV last night and didn't know it. I really don't have anything funny to say except that my chain is real Platinum. I don't "cheap out" on my jurry.

Werd.

That eagle egg was a lie, Steven!!!

I feel alone and betrayed. I have now realized that the TEXAS STYLE SPUD at Jason's Deli is a lie. For 9 years I have dined on this delicious so called "Texas style" spud and never realized I was shoving a hyperbole down my throat. This legendary meal has now lost it's place in my heart.

As I was munching on my tasty snack I spotted a split. After careful review I find out that my Texas spud isn't just a spud, it's TWO spuds tapered together by deceit. Is this some type of scheme where on-lookers laugh at me behind my back as I gloat after taming the beast of a potato. No, that couldn't be it..........or could it?

*looks around the room*

Zombies Attack Austin!

Who in their right mind would dare hack a road sign with zombie warnings? Well, apparently some people in Austin—probably some pesky University of Texas students according to a local traffic controller:

Jones, who has one of only two keys to the locked access panels on the portable signs, said that the hacker broke into the panels on each sign and bypassed the passwords before leaving five different zombie messages and even changing one of the passwords. Jones said he had to wait until 8 a.m. to call the manufacturing company to figure out how to override the hacker’s work.

He speculated that the hacker could be a computer genius from UT.

Yes, kids. You too can be a computer genius . You should never hack a road sign as part of a prank. But what if you know that there really are Zombies ahead? What then?? Apparently, while most road sign control pads are placed in a lock box, that box is rarely actually locked. And while most road signs are under password protection, that password is most generally just the default code "DOTS"—or you can easily reset the password by holding "shift" and "control" while typing "DIPY" (so that it just defaults to "DOTS" again). Of course, it makes sense that road signs aren't all that protected. Most of us would hope that you wouldn't be such a jackass as to take swap useful information for some joke about ninjas and/or pirates. [iHacked via Geekologie]

Pluto & Celery

Am I the only one that thinks Pluto should still be a planet? I mean it has a moon and orbits the sun. You can bet that I am going to tell my kid that it's a planet despite what his "accredited" school teacher says.

Also, celery is gross and was invented by the devil. Who seriously eats this stuff? I mean crispy water wafers that grit in your mouth like mud? Seriously?

I think not....