That eagle egg was a lie, Steven!!!

I feel alone and betrayed. I have now realized that the TEXAS STYLE SPUD at Jason's Deli is a lie. For 9 years I have dined on this delicious so called "Texas style" spud and never realized I was shoving a hyperbole down my throat. This legendary meal has now lost it's place in my heart.

As I was munching on my tasty snack I spotted a split. After careful review I find out that my Texas spud isn't just a spud, it's TWO spuds tapered together by deceit. Is this some type of scheme where on-lookers laugh at me behind my back as I gloat after taming the beast of a potato. No, that couldn't be it..........or could it?

*looks around the room*